bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco)

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doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

cakewithwings:

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

So. Much. Hair.

Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid


Yer a wizard, Harry!

ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

*Trombone failure sound effect*

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

cakewithwings:

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

So. Much. Hair.

Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid

Yer a wizard, Harry!

ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

*Trombone failure sound effect*

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rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

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we-are-shawarma:

secretsofaginger:

Actual Disney Princess: Lupita Nyong’o

STOP BEING SO PRETTY I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT

(Source: girlannachronism)

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durnesque-esque:

alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go balistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

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communistbakery:

so I was playing card against humanity with some friends and these were what people put in for the black card and they’re so perfect I can’t stop laughing

communistbakery:

so I was playing card against humanity with some friends and these were what people put in for the black card and they’re so perfect I can’t stop laughing

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot)

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Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

A METRIC TON OF WEED

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i-might-be-misha:

jewsjewsjews:

My favorite line in Harry Potter. 

Just a slight diversion

i-might-be-misha:

jewsjewsjews:

My favorite line in Harry Potter. 

Just a slight diversion

(Source: drowsypetals)

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essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

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kumatorass:

YOU CAN’T SAY EVERYONE’S GOT A WATER BUFFALO EVERYONE DOES NOT HAVE A WATER BUFFALO WE’RE GONNA GET NASTY LETTERS SAYING “WHERE’S MY WATER BUFFALO?” “WHY DON’T I HAVE A WATER BUFFALO?” AND ARE YOU PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THAT? I DON’T THINK SO! NOW STOP BEING SO SILLY!

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thefrogman:

Sometimes people ask what it is like having a corgi. 

This photoset would be my answer. 

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the-best-of-funny:

onlylolgifs:

If video game lag was in real life

X

the-best-of-funny:

onlylolgifs:

If video game lag was in real life

X

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